Post #454957 by woofmutt on Tue, May 19, 2009 2:55 PM

OMG! Facebook sounds FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!

Maybe like me you've managed to make it this far in life Facebookless...Well we're wrong! Oh my gawd we are so WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!

Apparently Facebook is the closest thing we will experience to Heaven on Earth...SCIENTISTS HAVE SAID SO!

I hear Facebook is like the best fudge you ever had wrapped in bacon and rolled in your choice of ice cream sundae toppings and then SET ON TOP OF AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE!

On Facebook you can "friend" somebody! What a fun term! Boing! I FRIENDED YOU!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Ha-ha-ha!!!

But really, if you don't go make a Facebook page then you are a O-S-E-R! Yeah, I spelled "oser" I ALREADY USED THE "L" TO SPELL LAME!!!

But hey, doesn't the pirate language app sounds cool? You should totally do it! Go! Go do your pirate talk thingy! Pay no attention to me working on a World Domination Device which has been solely funded by a mysterious "M. Zuckerberg".