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Post #45755 by Alnshely on Sat, Aug 2, 2003 12:57 PM

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Aloha my Tribe,
Part of the fun of Tiki Central is the gentle ribbing we love to bestow upon the new guy. Judging from the numbers, our zany hijinks are the highlight of many TCers day. Oh sure some times it goes too far, but, who can fault a bunch of loveable lugs like us? However we did send these would be members of the tribe packing.

Zen Tiki
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=4829&forum=5&32

Kokomo B&G
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=4760&forum=5&14

tropicana
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=3942&forum=5

Squaker
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=3555&forum=1

Hula Lula
https://tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=2751&forum=5
Hula Lula's Alias "Tcresrule"
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=3021&forum=1

What a bunch of bitches we are. However here is some info that the new guys don't seem to know.
1.There are over 1200 TC members. in the above cases less than one percent of TC voiced a negative response.
2.Our posts are E-mailed out to many TCers. many of us don't post things like "Cool mug" or "great sign", because of the potential number of Emails this could generate. This has been discussed. My point being is that many of us who would post a favorable response, simply don't.
3. We don't have to like your damn sale!!!
4. Manners are a way to show others we respect them. If you want to post an auction, read the rules. If you don't follow the rules you are as bad as a harvester-bot searching for E-mail addresses to sell Penis enlargement pills.
5. Be angry at those who desrve it, not 1200 people who have nothing to do with it.

The friction created in the above links has led me to post my second top ten list.

The Top Ten New Favorite Insults Posted on the TC Board
NNNUUUMMMBBBEEERRR Ten
10. Dick-End
9. Dolphin Wanker
8. Your third eye was temporarily closed
7. Pig-ignorant
6. "THE JACKASSERY"
5. Atomic boobs why don't you stay in the basement
4. "Puppy Moai Penis Ear Boy" (my personal all time favorite)
3.You guys are more like my keyster.
keis·ter n. Slang
A. The buttocks.
B. The anus.
2.kiss ass with us fancy tiki types
1.Tiki for some a lifestyle and to others it's obviously a sick compulsive obsession! Get help!

Words to live by
Hanford on what's wrong with you #!@$%!s ?!!?
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=4604&forum=1

Hanford on being nice to the new guy
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=4251&forum=5&14

Mahalo,
Al

[ Edited by: alnshely on 2003-08-03 12:50 ]