Tikiyaki CD Release! FREE COMMUTER FLIGHT. Tonga Hut. Saturday! 8:00 Pg 6 - CD Commuter Pack! Pg 8 - California Events

S squid Member Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Posts: 1462	S squid Posted posted on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 1:10 AM Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. (OK I'm not REALLY the captain. As usual he's in the Sky Lounge groping stewardesses and getting completely hammered... jeeeeez... ) First we would like to go over the itinerary because, well, some of you have NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION!!! A. 6:00 Check-in. Get your boarding pass and enjoy cocktails and appetizers while awaiting boarding of flight 151. Flight monitors are located in the airport lounge with up-to-date flight info. B. 7:30 Boarding. After being subjected to a full body cavity search by our highly trained security staff, you will be directed to your seat. There you will be presented with your gift bag from the Tikiyaki Air Bazaar. Thrill to the EXCLUSIVE CUSTOM TIKIYAKI ORCHESTRA SWAG! Enough cool stuff to make you almost forget about the humiliation you just experienced at the hands of security! After a rigorous flight-check you will be treated to a fabulous exotic meal served up by our flight attendants. Hopefully Captain Lush will be sobering up while you're eating. C. 8:30 Take-off! Captain Lush, assisted by the Tikiyaki crew will be jetting you to an island paradise! Live EXOTICA by Tikiyaki will be the backdrop to your island tour, complete with Hula Dancers, a Crazed Tiki Carver, GENUINE TOURISTS, and other visual delights!!! Once we've visited all the islands, we'll return you safely to the airport with your belly and ears delightfully full. Browse the duty-free gift shop or dive into the Tikiyaki Tours after-party with more live entertainment and.... booze!! AND NOW THE REALLY COOL STUFF! Every passenger has a chance to win prizes such as: The new TIKIYAKI ORCHESTRA CD! Tikiyaki's own JUNGLE JETSETTER COCKTAIL! DINNERS for 2 @ DON THE BEACHCOMBER! SUNDAY BRUNCHES FOR 2 @ DON THE BEACHCOMBER! and..............drum roll please The midnight prize drawing for......... AN ARTIST'S PROOF JUNGLE JET PACK Yup you heard right. The Jungle Jet Pack is sold out! But some lucky tourist will walk away with an even more rare version that night. MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN Welcome aboard and please press the call button should you need further assistance. While we offer first, business, and coach class, please remember that we have none at all. Thank you for flying Tikiyaki. [ Edited by: squid 2009-06-10 01:34 ]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. (OK I'm not REALLY the captain. As usual he's in the Sky Lounge groping stewardesses and getting completely hammered... jeeeeez... )

First we would like to go over the itinerary because, well, some of you have NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION!!!

A. 6:00 Check-in. Get your boarding pass and enjoy cocktails and appetizers while awaiting boarding of flight 151. Flight monitors are located in the airport lounge with up-to-date flight info.

B. 7:30 Boarding. After being subjected to a full body cavity search by our highly trained security staff, you will be directed to your seat. There you will be presented with your gift bag from the Tikiyaki Air Bazaar.
Thrill to the EXCLUSIVE CUSTOM TIKIYAKI ORCHESTRA SWAG! Enough cool stuff to make you almost forget about the humiliation you just experienced at the hands of security!

After a rigorous flight-check you will be treated to a fabulous exotic meal served up by our flight attendants. Hopefully Captain Lush will be sobering up while you're eating.

C. 8:30 Take-off! Captain Lush, assisted by the Tikiyaki crew will be jetting you to an island paradise! Live EXOTICA by Tikiyaki will be the backdrop to your island tour, complete with Hula Dancers, a Crazed Tiki Carver, GENUINE TOURISTS, and other visual delights!!!

Once we've visited all the islands, we'll return you safely to the airport with your belly and ears delightfully full. Browse the duty-free gift shop or dive into the Tikiyaki Tours after-party with more live entertainment and.... booze!!

AND NOW THE REALLY COOL STUFF!

**Every passenger has a chance to win prizes such as:

The new TIKIYAKI ORCHESTRA CD!

Tikiyaki's own JUNGLE JETSETTER COCKTAIL!

DINNERS for 2 @ DON THE BEACHCOMBER!

SUNDAY BRUNCHES FOR 2 @ DON THE BEACHCOMBER!**

and..............drum roll please

The midnight prize drawing for.........

AN ARTIST'S PROOF JUNGLE JET PACK

Yup you heard right. The Jungle Jet Pack is sold out! But some lucky tourist will walk away with an even more rare version that night.

MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN

Welcome aboard and please press the call button should you need further assistance. While we offer first, business, and coach class, please remember that we have none at all. Thank you for flying Tikiyaki.

[ Edited by: squid 2009-06-10 01:34 ]

Post #460661 by squid on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 1:10 AM