Post #460960 by little lost tiki on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 8:46 AM

telescopes!
Great Topic!
I bet everyone has at least ONE of these stories!
:lol:
Never vomited in a gay restaurant
BUT.....
according to Sven
and the story I'm about to tell...
Bathrooms ARE THE place to pass out!

Here's one from at least 10 years back...
went to the Sun theatre(?)
(the name has changed so many times-it's in Anaheim by the stadium)
with an ex-girlfriend
to go see SUPER DIAMOND
well, my ex is a seasoned drinker
i am not.
We drank a bottle of wine
then another
and had some dinner
Then the show started
Front Row
We drank some beer this time
fancy bottled beer
and another
and another
and another
and another
and i began a-thinkin to meself
"Hey! I may just score tonight !
We're both drunk enough!
It might just happen!
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
Feeling good
and confident of the evening's progress
(we were only 2 miles from my bachelor pad studio)
i went to take a tinkle!
Stumbled into a stall
tinkled
then vomited
some more
and some more
cleaned up my face
popped a breath mint
(like that's gonna work)
and closed the lid on the toliet
and sat down....

i awoke a second later
and stumbled out to the lobby
and it was empty
In fact, the whole auditorium was empty!
'cept for a couple of sweepers/janitors!
the concert was over
and my date was GONE!
So i did the only thing a man could do...
Stumbled 2 miles
(past Arrowhead Pond and even along the Santa Ana riverbed)
back home
listened to my answering machine
grieved over missed opportunities for the evening
then passed out
and woke up with the Worst hangover ever!