Post #466501 by TravelingJones on Thu, Jul 2, 2009 6:05 PM

TIKIYAKI AIRWAYS Flight #022 from LAX landed safely at DCA today!

The jet taxied gently into the terminal gateway and I was greeted warmly by the home-based flight crew. After numerous cocktails in the Sky Lounge the flight attendants (actually they insisted on being called "The Stewardesses") presented me with the Official TIKIYAKI AIRWAYS travel bag, drum pendant, and activity kit. We stumbled onboard the aircraft and I sank into my plush leather captains chair. Miss Ivy hands me a freshly squeezed Tahitian Treat, strained into my large T.O. Drum mug garnished with star fruit and bruised mint leaf. Then Miss Lilly placed the Bose sound-cancelling headphones upon my head (while sinking her wet polished nails and thrusting her nimble fingers into my deep tissue neck massage...) while Miss Violet teasingly bent forward and pinned WINGS softly upon my chest. The exotic music filled my head and my mind danced madly, while erotic thoughts savagely captured my soul. Capt. Lushy advised the passengers to "light up, refresh your drinks and hold on to your packages!"

Currently at 35,000 ft and sunset drifting slowly below the clouds...nothing but water below us and stars filling the indigo sky. Miss Rose (from Tokyo) places two fortune cookies onto my sterling silver tray...

I drifted off to sleep and awoke in my Barcolounger at home...my wife staring a me saying, "So what did FedEx drop off today? Where are you going with that bag? Would you please turn that music down...I'm tring to talk to you!" Ugh!! The natives are RESTLESS!!! :P

Mahalo'z Tikiyaki Orchestra for packaging a bundle of fun & adventure!! Your music whisks me away to my "happy place". :D