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Post #468547 by woofmutt on Sun, Jul 12, 2009 9:00 PM

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Dear Liloti,

Last night at a party I met a guy who thinks you're really great (no, it wasn't you). He said he met you on a trip to Califusa and you're one top notch super cool major dude. As I'm a first class jackass just like yourself I'm wondering: What sort of hypnosis did you use on this poor guy?

I've mastered most of the major manipulative hypnosis types (Forensian, Deep Unconscious Distraction, Monkey Fist, Forced Focus Set, etc.) but nothing has ever worked like the voo-doo you pulled down on the guy I was talkin' to. He had stars in his eyes and I think he even called you "Lord Liloti" once.