Post #469174 by Tiki Joe's Pop on Wed, Jul 15, 2009 8:53 AM

Dear LLT-

A few nights ago, I met a guy at a party who had none but the gravest words to say about you. To be fair, I met this man three years ago, and his first words to me then were insulting and shameful, but I digress...

I mentioned to him that I appreciated the banter you and he carry on within "Shout" and I was rewarded with a verbal slew of rants and tawdry comments. I fear for your well being as this man unleashed a barrage of declarations like "I'll learn 'im" and "he'll get his come uppance" and my personal favorite, at least a half-dozen "Oh YEAHs?"

I laughed after every sentence, I left my hat at home, tried to appease him with candy, gave him a small soliloquy about the misunderstandings of Idi Amin, all to no avail. I'm afraid he misinterpreted my "piss-yer-pants" fear with something akin to stars in my eyes as I managed to whisper "Lord, don't hit me." I'd hate to bring out the old "monkey fist" hypnosis on him the next time we meet, but fear I just might have to!

Whatever shall I do?

yours etc.

TJP