Post #470584 by little lost tiki on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 8:10 AM

HAW! HAW! HAW!
i like that thar piggy with the X's in the eyes
that way i kin bring em home and make some bakon!
Pappy went off last week
an took the corn whiskey wit em!
Didn't know'd if'n he up or died or whut
and then he comes back to the barn with PIGGLEYs!
lil PIGGLYS,a whole slew of em!
turning our humble barn intop a Pork palas!

So many fun items to dekorait yor shack and whut nawt!
So C'mon down and say HOWDEE-DO to Pappy and Meself!
and don't fergit to feed Alferd the Alpaka
just steer clear of em when he's a chawin on his tobaccy!

Since we's a goin to Californy
we desided ta give ol Alferd here a fancy-pants haircut
like some hi-falootin Hi-So-sietee pet!
Pappy let me go crazy with them shears....
i figgered a poodle cut would Fancimify ol Alferd!

And here's a Sneaky Peek of some of the MANAGerie of critters in thuh Pappy Haggler
Petting Zoo and Feed Shack!
We gots.....
Hound Dawgs!

Goats!

Gobblers!

Lazy good-fer-nuthin Dawgs!

Baby Lambchops!

and a stray elefunt we found out back near the crick!

But Remember,
Only authomorized pappy haggler feed can be fed to our Aminals!

So C'mon down to Pappy Hagglers
whar you never No what You'll be-a-gettin into!
:)

Also, we just received a shipment of one-of-a-kind artimifacts fer you to peruse at the bargin Barn!

We're stockin the shelves and clothespinnin the lines full of Qualitee Hard Goods
fer you to russle thru!

Just look fer the Pappy haggler Sign down yonder in the backwoods of OH-HAY-SUS
inna Arteest Alley..Stop by and chew some fat!