Post #472246 by Trader Tom on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 8:52 PM

On 2009-07-27 10:46, Murph wrote:

A few lost and found items:

3. One kid's pool safety floaty ring.
4. One small child (was kinda cute in the beginning but is becoming a pain in the ass now.)

so if you're missing any of these items contact the girls at the Waikiki Womb front desk and ask for Lost and Found.

The floaty ring is mine. You can keep the child!

Actually Joe is really a gremlin. He duplicates when introduced to water.

So, what you have there is a copy. Feel free to keep him and put him to work squeezing lemons and limes for the next party. They have nimble little fingers and are good at it.

Just don't feed him after midnight!

Seriously, though, thanks for having us all over. It was a blast!