Post #472826 by Mai Tai on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 6:08 PM

Whoooooooeeeeeeeee! I cain't wait to see all the gol durn artsy fartsy dry goods that y'all'll be ponyin' up at Pappy Haggler's Bargin Barn and Hoedown! I've heard sum confounded rumors that a posse's already's dun formed' a line! A hobo soup line!

But this here BillBilly dun't want no hobo soup, no-sireeeeee! I gots me a hankerin' fer sum giblets! Deep fried and fluffy melt in yer mouth gizzards, and sum liver too! My taste bud's dun an' gone a waterin' fer dem tender vittles!

Don't go an' steal that thar varmints giblets, or things'll dun get messy, right quick like!

And faster than a gnat on a mountain oyster, y'all'll find yerself plum dum in the clink!

So hitch up yer wagons, and ride on down the dusty Tiki Oasis Artist Alley trail to Pappy Haggler's Bargin Barn and Hoedown!

I'll dun seree-nade ya on thuh SCHPRIEKELITZER! Which is a sound so dad gum perty, that y'all won't be able to stand it!

Y'all drag yerselves outta that thar saloon, and wander down that thar dusty trail to the Artist Alley faster than a pole cat in a perfoom factery, y'hear?

...before it's too late and the gol dum place place becomes a hainted ghost town!

Now 'gwan! Git!