Post #474551 by little lost tiki on Tue, Aug 4, 2009 4:02 PM

Well Hot Dern!
Things is a lookin up fer the Pappy Haggler's Bargin Barn pettin Zoo!

We just gawt a call frem or buddy Al Paka and he's loading up the jalopy with plenty of friends the kiddles kin meet and greet!

Thar's gonna be ALPAKA Football for kids over six!
(parents please make sure to turn in those waiver.non-disclosure forms before entering the petting Zoo)

and a SPESHUL APPARANCE by Sir Billy the Royal Goat!
Hailin from Chester,England,he's a HOOT!
We jus love his Englandland accent!

We gots BurroBeds for the chilluns too!
(a slight fee of 3 dollars en hower..)

looks like BIGTOAD and GLUG won't be the only turkeys hangin out at Pappys!

Alsew,dun miss the AWSTRICH rides!
Ladies should ride sidesaddle!

We allsew jes secured an ELLI-FANT!
a live one!
Hopin he'll squeeze inta the parkin lot!

Sheep Racin after the vendin as well!

and Pappy's favrite sport....Trampoline Goat Dancin!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

also, for them folks with ornery livestock
we got Patty the Pig Whisperer
to coax them porkines into a Happy Place!

and fer the kiddles
we gots BABY SCRUFFY!
He don't work,but g'wan an take a pitcher with im!

and fer the adults,we have
THE MAJIKUL MUSH-ROOM !
only 5 bux a ride! Lasts fer HOURS!

and lastly,fer the intallecktew-alls in thuh house....
We gots livestock Chess at midnight!
judged by Chicken George,a most ethical referee!

That and MORE
at Pappy haggler's Bargin barn!
Come visit us at O-HAY-SUS y'all