Post #47663 by Tiki_Bong on Wed, Aug 13, 2003 11:59 AM

************ Secret Announcement **********

Hey! I have a copy of the next OC episode, and here's a little bit of it:

The story starts out as Bong, an annoying smart-ass, with an enormous zit on his forehead, looks to score on free booze and food by setting up a new holiday called "International Tiki Day".

To assist 'Bong' in his quest for cheap highs are a number of shady characters in the OC scene who are also beset by personal flaws: there's Baxdog, the new-age beat poet that must rhyme every sentence that leaves his mouth; there's Crazy Al, the coconut banging tiki carver that is at least 3 personalities rolled up in one (our censors advised us to not describe "Crazy Al" any further); there's Bamboo Ben, the full-grown adolescent punk that alledgedly used to sleep under the pool table at the Cookoo's Nest; there's the international traveling duo of Tina and Arty, that get paid to lead the "good life" in a quest for stories in 'Orange County' magazine. (There are a host of other questionable personalities that we cannot describe due to our 9:00 time slot.)

The episode begins at the International Tiki Day party given at Baxdog's abode. The night is filled with a lurid, sexual undertone as the sleazy cast assembles in order to pray to their pagen gods. Drunken antics give way to unbridled lust as master mixer Al gropes Shelly during The Smokin' (and what were they smoking?) Menehunes rendition of 'Sleepwalk'; later on Crazy Al, dressed only in palm frawns, gyrates to the polynesian beats of the fire dancer, as the sexually depraved diving dog looks on.

The night ends in a drunken orgy in 'tent city' out in front of the residence. The following morning, Baxdog prepares blue pancakes for the cheesy cast of characters. The show ends with all producing 'blue poo poo' (how fitting).