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Post #479409 by Tom Slick on Tue, Aug 25, 2009 4:51 PM
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Wilma is dead..Apparently Freddy "Twinkletoes" Flinstone went off on a wild tangent one day, due to the layoffs at Slate Rock and Gravel Co. He had become so agatetated, and thought Wilma had taken him for Granite, that he beat Wilma with blunt force like, "bam-bam" that he knocked her pebbles completely loose! She was on a rock-lime support, but unfortunately she never came back around. Police sifted through the Rubble, but found no traces of where Fred dissapeared to after his cowardly act. He was last seen driving towards Rock Vegas in a 1998 Onyx colored Geode. If you have any leads or information to Fred's current location, please contact the Bedrock Police Department at 1(555)BED RCKPD, and do not attempt to approach or apprehend this caveman as he is dangerous, and may have lost all of his Marble... |