Things I've learned while really drunk: - Beyond Tiki

T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Fri, Aug 15, 2003 10:52 PM Don't shave your pubic hair. You steering the car and your somewhat more sober friend operating the brake and gas WILL NOT work. Your tires really will get flattened if you drive back over those spikes on the exit gate. You probably won't be able to 'pull out' in time. Swalling each ingredient of a Mai Tai separately blows. Farts really DO ignite. Rattlesnakes ARE fast! $20 WILL NOT get you out of a DUI stop. Don't shave off your eyebrows. Don't go the the military enlistments centers sh*$ faced, unless you want free room and board for 2 years. Don't get married. Don't get divorced. Don't call 911 for fun. Don't make Laney mad. Don't try to pole vault. Don't run across 4 lanes of Pacific Coast Highway. Don't smoke pot in the Costa Mesa PD Parking lot thinking your behind a bar instead. And lastly, Don't call you boss at home.

Don't shave your pubic hair.
You steering the car and your somewhat more sober friend operating the brake and gas WILL NOT work.
Your tires really will get flattened if you drive back over those spikes on the exit gate.
You probably won't be able to 'pull out' in time.
Swalling each ingredient of a Mai Tai separately blows.
Farts really DO ignite.
Rattlesnakes ARE fast!
$20 WILL NOT get you out of a DUI stop.
Don't shave off your eyebrows.
Don't go the the military enlistments centers sh*$ faced, unless you want free room and board for 2 years.
Don't get married.
Don't get divorced.
Don't call 911 for fun.
Don't make Laney mad.
Don't try to pole vault.
Don't run across 4 lanes of Pacific Coast Highway.
Don't smoke pot in the Costa Mesa PD Parking lot thinking your behind a bar instead.
And lastly, Don't call you boss at home.

Post #48071 by Tiki_Bong on Fri, Aug 15, 2003 10:52 PM