T
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: -16
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T
- Don't shave your pubic hair.
- You steering the car and your somewhat more sober friend operating the brake and gas WILL NOT work.
- Your tires really will get flattened if you drive back over those spikes on the exit gate.
- You probably won't be able to 'pull out' in time.
- Swalling each ingredient of a Mai Tai separately blows.
- Farts really DO ignite.
- Rattlesnakes ARE fast!
- $20 WILL NOT get you out of a DUI stop.
- Don't shave off your eyebrows.
- Don't go the the military enlistments centers sh*$ faced, unless you want free room and board for 2 years.
- Don't get married.
- Don't get divorced.
- Don't call 911 for fun.
- Don't make Laney mad.
- Don't try to pole vault.
- Don't run across 4 lanes of Pacific Coast Highway.
- Don't smoke pot in the Costa Mesa PD Parking lot thinking your behind a bar instead.
- And lastly, Don't call you boss at home.
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