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Post #48446 by Tiki Rider on Tue, Aug 19, 2003 12:04 PM

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On 2003-08-18 17:58, kctiki wrote:

  1. If you decide to pull to the side of the road and sleep it off, don't forget to put the car in park and turn off the ignition. This was learned by someone I heard about in NW Indiana. He was passed out all night with his foot on the brake.

A cop came up the next morning rapping on his window to wake him up. It woke him up just enough to relax his foot a little on the brake and the cop had to jog along beside the car until he finally woke up.

When I used to work and came across a passed out driver, I would sometimes have some fun with them. I would turn on the emergency lights and then walk up to the drivers side window. I would then knock on the window and run in place next to the car waving my arms wildly while holding my flashlight and yelling at the driver to stop his car. This would wake them up usually pretty quick.