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M monkeyskull Tiki Socialite Seattle Joined: May 08, 2004 Posts: 262	M monkeyskull Posted posted on Wed, Nov 18, 2009 5:03 PM Dear LLT, My friend Woofmutt (I will not reveal his last name in order to protect his identity) acts out with a lot of inconsiderate and immature behaviors. When we were at the Ivars brunch the other day, he took my crème brûlée and sunk it in the big bowl of Thousand Island dressing. Then he snatched my french fries from my plate and stuffed them into his pockets. When I tried to explain to him how immature and rude that was, he just yelled "Ooga mooga monkey man!" THAT MAKES NO SENSE! When I finally got my plate refilled and sat down I found he had coated my seat with tartar sauce, and then he slowly stuck several of those little packets of jam to the back of my head. I tried to patiently explain to him why that was unacceptable behavior, but he just started yelling "Ooga mooga monkey man! Ooga mooga monkey man!" over and over. This really peeved me because it MAKES NO SENSE! How can I get my anonymous friend to stop chanting "Ooga mooga monkey man!" and hold a sensible and mature conversation when I am displeased with his behavior? Monkey Skull P.S. Please don't tell me to seek the help of some mutual friends. Our mutual friends are the Tikirivieras, and they are even meaner to me.

Dear LLT,

My friend Woofmutt (I will not reveal his last name in order to protect his identity) acts out with a lot of inconsiderate and immature behaviors. When we were at the Ivars brunch the other day, he took my crème brûlée and sunk it in the big bowl of Thousand Island dressing. Then he snatched my french fries from my plate and stuffed them into his pockets. When I tried to explain to him how immature and rude that was, he just yelled "Ooga mooga monkey man!" THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

When I finally got my plate refilled and sat down I found he had coated my seat with tartar sauce, and then he slowly stuck several of those little packets of jam to the back of my head. I tried to patiently explain to him why that was unacceptable behavior, but he just started yelling "Ooga mooga monkey man! Ooga mooga monkey man!" over and over. This really peeved me because it MAKES NO SENSE!

How can I get my anonymous friend to stop chanting "Ooga mooga monkey man!" and hold a sensible and mature conversation when I am displeased with his behavior?

Monkey Skull

P.S. Please don't tell me to seek the help of some mutual friends. Our mutual friends are the Tikirivieras, and they are even meaner to me.

Post #494573 by monkeyskull on Wed, Nov 18, 2009 5:03 PM