Otto's Forbidden Island at the Conga Lounge - General Tiki

J johntiki Member MD Joined: Mar 31, 2002 Posts: 1528	J johntiki Posted posted on Wed, Aug 27, 2003 10:23 PM Pfft! You think you have crime in Oakland - you should visit Baltimore, a real city with an impressive array of killings on a daily basis - drug related or otherwise. In Baltimore our criminals don't discriminate - they don't care if you're in a gang or not! We're on our way to 300 killings this year and hopefully we can regain the title of Murder Capital of the U.S.A.! I'm keeping my fingers crossed! Besides, there are no tiki bars in Baltimore and there isn't one damn place to get a Mai Tai that isn't made with grenadine and pineapple juice!

Pfft! You think you have crime in Oakland - you should visit Baltimore, a real city with an impressive array of killings on a daily basis - drug related or otherwise. In Baltimore our criminals don't discriminate - they don't care if you're in a gang or not! We're on our way to 300 killings this year and hopefully we can regain the title of Murder Capital of the U.S.A.! I'm keeping my fingers crossed!

Besides, there are no tiki bars in Baltimore and there isn't one damn place to get a Mai Tai that isn't made with grenadine and pineapple juice!

Post #49484 by johntiki on Wed, Aug 27, 2003 10:23 PM