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Post #499301 by woofmutt on Wed, Dec 16, 2009 5:34 AM

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MAKES A GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT!

I assume the thought behind this line is "We have a product to sell...It's Christmastime...Consumers may not realize that our product could be given as a gift for Christmas so we should make the connection for them."

Some other marketing lines that should be considered:

Ideal for scrambled eggs! (Eggs.)

Perfect for sandwiches! (Bologna.)

Makes a great flotation device in the event of a water landing! (Airliner seats.)