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Post #508116 by Mister Naufrago on Sun, Jan 31, 2010 5:56 AM

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¡Muchas gracias Bowana!
Your translation is really good (and it wasn't an easy one)
¿Estudias español?

Do you think that this text is about The Hawaiian Room in the Lexington Hotel?

On 2010-01-30 19:53, Bowana wrote:
Mi mejor esfuerzo de traduccion:

Have you ever tried Olkolehau Punch? It is served it in a coconut shell with added coconut juice, pineapple juice, lemon juice, cointreau, whiskey, gin and a few unidentifiable drops , which are the secret weapon of the Aloha Room. Is it laudano? Chloroform? Prussic acid ?.
In the Hawaiian Islands, toxins are often much more subtle, and the Aloha Room New York is a typical Hawaiian bar, with palms, coconut trees, its artificial beach, where a dazzling quartz sun roasts the skin of bathers, its ukulele music and saws and hula dancers, among which especially Kanihomanoleokeohokaole, which means "the young girl of pearly teeth, none of which are ever separated from their socket" . A Hawaiian name that is perhaps too long, but given what it means and expresses, should be considered as an abbreviation.

The Aloha Room also has a special machine that produces tropical storms and occasionally, under the action of this machine, begins to blow across the recited a hurricane wind that bends the palm trees and brings down the coconuts on the heads of the customers.
The sea pool is furious and curls, darkening the quartz sun, and when it falls from the sky, or at least from the open roof, floods everything with torrential rain. There's thunder and lightning, and the customers, soaked to the bone, in good faith believe they are running the big race, which, given the subjectivity of all our concepts, perhaps enough so that, in effect, the run.
Then as usual, like the calm that follows the storm, the sky suddenly becomes serene. A magnificent rainbow of colors is displayed at the back of the room and everyone's reaction is to quickly ask for Okolehau Punch to prevent pulmonary congestion.
This is what happens, or happened until recently in the Aloha Room, and knowing it extremely difficult to believe that anyone would settle for bottled Okolehau Punch, because they really can bottle the punch, but for this to maintain his effectiveness would be with the accurate bottling of such little things like storms and rainbows, the crying of ukuleles, the sobs of the saws, the thunder, lightning and finally, the entire chorus of hula dancers, without forgetting, of course "the young girl's pearly teeth, none of which will ever be removed from their socket"
Deprivation of these items to Okolehau Punch would deprive it of it's secret drops, so even if a large American manufacturer of liquors has just patented the famous title, I don't think I would not ever do business with them.

¡Algunas partes están un poco confuso, pero este es un ejercicio de traducción avanzada para mí!

Bowie

[ Edited by: Mister Naufrago 2010-01-31 06:01 ]