Post #51096 by Unga Bunga on Fri, Sep 12, 2003 12:04 PM

I found this while doing a web search for Johnny.

Pinoy interview for U.S. visa...

Isang Pinoy during an interview at the U.S embassy appling for a visa:
Interviewer: " Why do you want to go to america?"
Pinoy: "Sir! because in America you have Johny Cash and Bob Hope!"
Interviewer: Surprised and confused..asked Pinoy.."You said Johny Cash and Bob hope? What it has to do with you in migrating in America?"
Pinoy: "Sir! in the Philippines we don't have CASH and no HOPE.!"..