Post #515672 by woofmutt on Sun, Mar 7, 2010 9:40 AM

We're not the same person, our DNA comparisons are on file with several government agencies for which we've both worked (independently) and if you have a Level 3 security clearance you can see them. (Well, that's how it's supposed to be. As is often the case with this sort of thing a request for both our profiles would require a Level 3 but there is one file on Liloti which can be retrieved with a Level 2 and one file for me which inadvertently became attached to a pile of declassified records and any Encyclopedia Brown with a ticket to Washington DC and a couple days on his hand could have a copy of my profile. Yay, I'm a Level 0.)

If we we're a gay couple we'd be a witty, talented, and generally dashing gay couple and what anger we might exhibit would only be anger for artistic mediocrity, low wit, and mindless zombie-like bandwagoning.

Also we'd kick ass on an awesomely rockin' cover of THIS SONG which I would now like to dedicate to Liloti.