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M midnite Member 37? 47' N, 122? 26' W Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 1230	M midnite Posted posted on Tue, Sep 23, 2003 11:28 PM "We never met" I met the elusive Mr. Lemoore once, I believe it was Vegas, 1967, but could have been the mysterious backroom of a well-known Polynesian establishment. I do recall having to talk to him through a vent in a door, while wearing empty Kleenex boxes on my bare feet. Plus, I had to bring several chili- cheeseburgers as an "offering". I was given a mason jar in return, something about purity of fluids and such...I don't want to talk about it. "H.L.", as the group of dark-suited minions that surrounded him always addressed him, was everything one would expect: The lore, as much as I can determine, is all true. High tech guru, raconteur, seer, massage therapist, genius. They say he owns half of Daly City (the good part), designed the world's largest Bonsai treehouse, and can kill a man 30 different ways. I don't doubt any of it.

"We never met"

I met the elusive Mr. Lemoore once, I believe it was Vegas, 1967, but could have been the mysterious backroom of a well-known Polynesian establishment. I do recall having to talk to him through a vent in a door, while wearing empty Kleenex boxes on my bare feet. Plus, I had to bring several chili- cheeseburgers as an "offering". I was given a mason jar in return, something about purity of fluids and such...I don't want to talk about it.

"H.L.", as the group of dark-suited minions that surrounded him always addressed him, was everything one would expect: The lore, as much as I can determine, is all true. High tech guru, raconteur, seer, massage therapist, genius. They say he owns half of Daly City (the good part), designed the world's largest Bonsai treehouse, and can kill a man 30 different ways.

I don't doubt any of it.

Post #52322 by midnite on Tue, Sep 23, 2003 11:28 PM