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Post #52672 by Formikahini on Thu, Sep 25, 2003 3:39 PM

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"An artificially flavored berry soda"

Excuse me, I am all natural, thankyouverymuch.

Signed,
alice berry

(P.S. Except for the haircolor. And the nose job. Ok, and my t*ts...and the eye-lift. Oh, and the liposuction and tummy-tuck. OK, I'll admit the foot-binding.

Almost forgot: the back molars (sunken-in cheekbones) and rib removal (my Mae west waist). And the heart and kidney transplants.

Oh, shoot: the monthly collagen injections, but they don't really count, do they? Or the Botox? Sheez, you people probably care about the Lee Press-On Glamour-Length French Manicure Nails, too. Picky.