Post #528115 by woofmutt on Wed, May 5, 2010 6:32 AM

"What are you, Martha Stewart now?"

Now? I've been a lifestyle consultant for well over two decades. I used to write the White Wine With Pork Rinds column for Esquire.

"Ya, they should just change the name to Fuckerooms (or was that subliminal in the first place?"

I didn't even think of that. With outraged crazy people still claiming you can see sex messages in Disney films I can't believe Puckerooms didn't get more attention.