Anyone have coconuts they want to part with?? - General Tiki

B bananabobs Member Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Posts: 824	B bananabobs Posted posted on Sun, May 9, 2010 7:26 AM Oh come come, this poor fellow in Michigan who has never seen the sea, much less a living coconut tree, scarce to say he barely sees the sun, and all he wants is some "spare" coconuts and we would mock him? With our plethora of coconuts here in California, we who wallow in such tropical luxuries could not spare a few (much less a dozen) to brighten up this chaps meager life? Well here, I have a perfect solution, we can pick some coconuts here in California, (or for that matter, just pick up some that the monkeys throw down) and he can run out back of his place and pick up some Fords (Michigan right? don't Fords and Chevy's grow on trees there? or something...it's all over the place right?) And we can swap! Sure! I'll swap a dozen coconuts for a new Ford!

Oh come come, this poor fellow in Michigan who has never seen the sea, much less a living coconut tree, scarce to say he barely sees the sun, and all he wants is some "spare" coconuts and we would mock him? With our plethora of coconuts here in California, we who wallow in such tropical luxuries could not spare a few (much less a dozen) to brighten up this chaps meager life?
Well here, I have a perfect solution, we can pick some coconuts here in California, (or for that matter, just pick up some that the monkeys throw down) and he can run out back of his place and pick up some Fords (Michigan right? don't Fords and Chevy's grow on trees there? or something...it's all over the place right?) And we can swap! Sure! I'll swap a dozen coconuts for a new Ford!

Post #528946 by bananabobs on Sun, May 9, 2010 7:26 AM