Post #528998 by woofmutt on Sun, May 9, 2010 11:44 AM

I know I shouldn't say this, but...

I'm tired of Delicate Li'l Tiki Flower posts such as:

Delicate Li'l Tiki Flower Posted: Today; 4:11 am

I wish I could say what I really want to say but I know that it would just cause a lot of problems and I'd probably lose friends and someone would complain to Hanford and then I'd be banned from Tiki Central and I really don't want that to happen because this place is very important to me and I love most of you so much but it's unfortunate that the meanies won't let everyone live, laugh, and post the way they'd like to so I better just sit here quietly and not cause any problems. Does someone have a hanky I can borrow?

Oh! The tragedy of your subjugation. Here's a hanky...It's perfumed and has lace trim and a large emroideried M for martyr. As you dab your tears make sure the M is visible for all to see.

Thank you, Delicate Li'l Tiki Flower, for suffering in silence this great strain on your soul. We all know you're right, even though we dare not say that aloud!

Ah come on, Delicate Li'l Tiki Flower.

If you feel you must say something then say it. Telling us your not going to say it is actually saying it.

Oh wait, you know that, don't you?

You know that when you say you can't say what you really want to say the rest of us don't assume

"Oh, she probably wanted to say it's a very nice day for February!"

or

"He probably just wanted to tell the guy who started the thread what a fine post it was...But he was out of time or something. Or all his fingers just exploded."

No, of course not. We all know that you're unhappy about the situation but you dare not say so because if you do it'll break the Fifteenth Seal and a rain of 1s and 0s will fall from the heavens and Tiki Central will burst into flames and sink below the sea. Or something like that.

Well, thanks for your restraint. Now how about pulling a little harder on your leash and not even tell us that your restraining yourself? C'mon, Delicate Li'l Tiki Flower, we know you can do it!