Post #530762 by Zeta on Mon, May 17, 2010 2:38 PM

No way Lucas! There's no way in hell I would join your club! You are way too uncool and in an uncool way! Sorry, but this is the truth. But thanks anyway! John-O is uncool in a cool way, I like how he always starts endless discussions just because. Big Tiki Dude posts a lot, but I don't know about his uncool credentials.

One thing we do have in common is our dislike for those cool, smart-ass posters.

Gabba Gabba!

P.S. I Do think that there should be a 1000th GOOD posts diploma or even better, a ceremony called The Tiki Central academy Awards™ and the trophy would be "The Hanford™"...
Best poster of the year
Best female poster
Best post
best new poster
Best Urban Archeologist (I got nominated for that one by myself)
Best worst poster (Lugas Vigor or the woof?)
Tiki man of the year for best contribution to Tiki Universe
Best artist
etc...etc...
I know contests suck and the "race mentality" is what makes life on earth harder than what it should be, but:
It would be good excuse to drink some Mai Tais and just imagine that shiny "Hanford™" on your tiki collection!

And the Hanford goes too...