Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

JT Jungle Trader Member Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca. Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3772	JT Jungle Trader Posted posted on Wed, Oct 1, 2003 10:03 PM A farmer can't understand why his cork trees aren't growing very well. He's stressing out and losing a lotta sleep. Finally he decides to shred all his pornographic magazines and work them into the soil around the base of all his cork trees. The trees begin to grow very well and in time they really begin to produce a hecka lotta cork. Moral of the story is:......................(I know you're gonna love this line.................................Porn fed cork does very well. Badabing badaboom. Get in touch with your inner native!! Create Paradise!! [ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2006-08-10 17:49 ]

A farmer can't understand why his cork trees aren't growing very well. He's stressing out and losing a lotta sleep. Finally he decides to shred all his pornographic magazines and work them into the soil around the base of all his cork trees. The trees begin to grow very well and in time they really begin to produce a hecka lotta cork. Moral of the story is:......................(I know you're gonna love this line.................................Porn fed cork does very well.

Badabing badaboom.

Get in touch with your inner native!!
Create Paradise!!

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2006-08-10 17:49 ]

Post #53417 by Jungle Trader on Wed, Oct 1, 2003 10:03 PM