Post #53420 by Jungle Trader on Wed, Oct 1, 2003 10:13 PM

The Pastor of a church is growing weary and worried waiting for his bellringer to show up and ring the bell before the sermon starts. The bellringer is very late. He waits and waits and finally a man with no arms comes running up to him and says, "Let me ring the bell, I'm the bellringers brother!" The Pastor says, "But you have no arms." To which the man replies, "I can do it, just let me try." The Pastor replies "okay, hurry and do it." So the bellringer takes a running jump and rings the bell with his face and falls 40 ft. to his death. As folks are gathering around to see, someone in the crowd says, "Who was that guy?" Someone else says, "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother." OR, "I don't know, but his face sure rings a bell!"

Badabing Badaboom. Hey I told ya' they were stupid, you had advance warning.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader on 2004-10-14 18:54 ]