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Post #53497 by cynfulcynner on Thu, Oct 2, 2003 11:44 AM

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The Second Coming has arrived, and Jesus Christ decides to go dancing. He walks into a disco, gets onto the dance floor and starts to boogie. However, he soon discovers that he has no rhythm! His body is moving completely beyond his control, and (despite being the Son of God) he is powerless to stop it. At his wit's end, he yells "Help! I've risen and I can't get down!"