Post #53508 by DawnTiki on Thu, Oct 2, 2003 12:33 PM

A man goes to see his doctor and is referred to a specialist across town.
He goes to see the specialist.
"Good afternoon Mr. Jones. Welcome to St. Timothy's. At our hospital we specialize in rare disorders that, quite frankly, other hospitals are ill equipped to handle. I have read your file and I believe we can help you. I'd like to take you to radiology now and begin some testing."
The two leave the doctors office and head down the long hall. They turn a corner and Mr. Jones hears a man yell. Mr. Jones turns around to see a man tearing at his pants. Once the man gets his pants off he begins to masturbate.
"What's the matter with him?" Mr. Jones askes the Doctor.
"He has a rare disorder. If he does not ejaculate every 15 minutes he experiences extreme pain and swelling."
They continue down the hall for a few minutes when they turn the corner to see a man yell and pull down his pants. Immediately a nurse rushes over to him and begins to give him a blow job.
"So what's with that?" asked Mr. Jones.
"That guy has the same disorder...just a better health plan."