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Post #53542 by Kailuageoff on Thu, Oct 2, 2003 3:22 PM

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Two kanakas are knocking back a few Primo beers, while checking out a wahine that's eating some pu-pu's.

The one kanaka sez to da other. "Hey, that's one sweet wahine." The other kanaka sez, "She's fine loookin ya, but I think she's turning blue."

The first kanaka sez, "Hey wahine, you okay?"
She doesn't answer and starts to cough. "Hey wahine, you alright," they both say to her.

She still doesn't answer, so the first kanaka springs into action. He grabs the wahine, spins her around, pulls down her panties and starts running his tongue all over her ass.

The wahine is completely shocked by this and immediately coughs up her pu-pu.

"Hey braddah, where you go for learn that trick?", the second kanaka says.

The first kanaka replies, "I hear story of da hinny lick manuever, so I try da kine on her."