Post #539626 by GROG on Mon, Jun 28, 2010 10:53 PM

That's a bit unfair to the Tonga Hut and Hiphipahula, Boris. The times GROG has seen you at the Tonga Hut is when there is a big event going on, and there's so many people there that even GROG not try ordering drinks until the crowd has gotten smaller.

Come in on a regular Saturday, or a Sunday when Marty Lush is DJing and most of the TC regulars that frequent the T.H. are there. Order one of Kelly's drinks off her special menu , and you'll get you're drink in a reasonable amount of time, and it will be muy delicioso. There's usually Nacho's and melted cheese, and some other snacks to chow on. A good time is had by all. GROG was there until closing last night, and GROG can't even have much alcohol (Not supposed to have any because of the gout, but GROG have one or two from the Grog Log to finish up and join the Loyal Order of the Drooling Bastard.)
Lisa Marie invented the "Passion Soda" for GROG (a non-alcoholic Tiki drink) and Kelly has the "Teeny Wahine", so GROG can still hang out and drink and not imbibe too much alcohol.