Post #5448 by Tiki_Bong on Fri, Aug 9, 2002 1:42 PM

**** PUBLIC WARNING ****

This public notice just in from Americans Stopping Stupid Weak Ass Drinks (ASSWAD)-

Do not order the Zombie at Li's restaurant under any circumstances!!!

The drink has been determined to have less alcoholic content than Morman urine.

Thank you for your attention to this public health warning.

BUY WAR BONDS

GOD BLAST AMERICA

I'M A DANKEE YOODLE DANDEE

E PUBIC UNUM

ANNUIT COITUS