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Post #544929 by woofmutt on Wed, Jul 28, 2010 12:25 AM

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This is really cool to know. Are there any pictures? Does anyone on Tiki Central have one?

What about the Tiki Jeep...You guys heard about that?

I wish Paul Harvey was still alive, he'd have done something on the Tiki Jeep and then I would have known about it.

Also I wish I was 16 and a rich kid with kinda OK gradea that my parents want to get better cuz then they'd say to me "Thadius..."

(Thadius is my rich kid name)

"...Bring up them there grades of yers..."

(Oh yeah, my folks are rich but still hillbillies. Cement pond and all that.)

"...And we'll go on down there to the new car place and get yuh one of them crazy new Tiki Jeeps our yard boy Sabu told us about. Now git to studyin' gol dang it!"

And then I would study and there'd be a montage scene and then the day my grades showed up in the mail my folk's would open the letter and dad would look at it closely and shake his head and hand the grades to mom and she'd start crying and I'd figure I'd screwed up real bad and dad would say "Straight Cs. Looks like someone is gonna be drivin himself a brand new Tiki Jeep this summer! We're so proud of you son, we knew yuh had it in yuh!"

And we'd laugh and hug and pass around the jug. All beacuse of Tiki Jeep. And Sabu the Yard Boy.