Post #547629 by Cammo on Tue, Aug 10, 2010 2:29 PM

I'm the Symposium Mangler again this year, and I usually make up a list of the entire Tiki Oasis in chronological order. This helps me in missing everything important and ducking out of sight, hiding at the bottom of the pool when there's work to do.

BUT HERE'S THE DEAL - Most of the drinking symposiums are now marked "Sold Out".

DO NOT WORRY. People sign up but are too blotto to actually show up. We've had as many as 10-20 extra seats for every seminar, no matter how popular. So I'll have an extra line, the "Will Call" line of first come, first served people who want to get in but didn't get tickets in time.

Last year we got everybody in who wanted in. Just show up with the correct amount of cash for the ticket and we'll seat you last, there were even 2 empty front row seats last year for Martin's seminars, for instance. But I ain't promising anything.

And here's the giant master list of every event in order, you can copy and print, whatever. Tell me if I've made any mistakes with the dates. Aloha kids, and see ya there.

THURSDAY August 19th

Meet & Greet Party 6:30pm-1am Thursday August 19th
Registration Table 7-11:00pm
Location: Bali Hai Restaurant
Free
Inside hosted by Luxuria Music featuring Switched on Audrey, Howie Pyro and Strike
Outdoors Performances:
King Kukulele
Sultry Savage Burlesque
Tikiyaki Orchestra with special guest Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid

FRIDAY August 20th

Beautiful Girls That Live Like Fish! 10-11:00am
Grand Hanalei Ballroom
$5.00

Keep A Breast Tiki Oasis Art Show
Open 11:00am - 4:00pm Every Day

Yoga A Go Go 11:00am-12:00pm
Grassy area by the pool
Free

Bathing Beauties Fashion Show 12:30-1:00pm
Poolside
Free

Tiki Go Go - Tropical Luau Buffet Table 1:00-2:00pm
Grand Hanalei Ballroom
$5.00

Tikimentary - In Search of the Lost Paradise 2:00-3:30pm
Grand Pacific
$10.00

Martin Cate - Rum & Chocolate 3:30-5:00pm
Grand Hanalei Ballroom
$25.00

Sip N’ Shop 4-6:00pm
Poolside Vending
Free!

Friday Night Music
5:30pm - 10:00pm, Friday August 20th
Main Stage, Crowne Plaza
Wristband Required
Emcee - King Kukulele
Opening Ceremony
Lushy
Project Pimento
Retro Tiki Fashion Show
The Maikai Gents
Lady Borgia
Violetta Beretta
Tana the Tattooed Lady
Martini Kings
Kim Tsoy and the New Sauce

Swing Out Dance Party with the Hula Girls
Free Swing Lessons - 9:30PM
Party 10:00pm - 1:00am, Saturday August 21st
Grand Hanalei Ballroom
Wristband Required

Saturday August 21st

Tiki Oasis 2nd Annual Car Show 9:00-4:00pm
Chum will play sets: 10am, 1pm and 3pm
Bungalows
Free!

Tiki Tot Playroom 10:00am - 4:00Ppm, Saturday August 21st
Paradise Room
Free

Derek Yaniger & Others Book/Shirt Signings 10:00-11:00am
Grand Hanalei Ballroom
Free

Keep A Breast Tiki Oasis Art Show
Open 11:00am - 4:00pm Every Day

Charles Phoenix Retro Slide Show 11:00am-12:00pm
Grand Hanalei Ballroom
$18.00

Aloha Cuisine 12:00-1:30pm
Grand Hanalei Ballroom
$25.00

Cocktail Garnish Class 12:00-1:30pm
Grand Pacific Room
$25.00 - Not included with Deluxe VIP Pass

Keep A Breast Artist Reception
Open 1 – 2:30pm
Lahaina Room
Free

Pin-Up Hair and Make-Up Tricks and Tips 2:30-4:00pm
Grand Pacific Room
$15.00

Martin Cate The Persuasive Power of Punch 3:30-5:00pm
Grand Hanalei Ballroom
$35.00

San Diego's Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School 3:00-6:00pm
Peacock II
$10.00

Saturday Night Music 5:30pm - 10:00 PM
Main Stage, Crowne Plaza Wristband Required
Performers in order of appearance
Emcee - Charles Phoenix
The Hula Girls
Clouseaux
Tiki Oasis Anniversary Costume Contest
Thee Swank Bastards
Meghan Mayhem
Tiki Oasis Extravaganza featuring King Kukulele
Ava Garters
The Lampshades
Mimi Le Meaux
Johnny Aloha
Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid
Ape

Late Night Movie with Thrillville 10:00pm - 1:00am
Grand Pacific
Wristband Required

Sunday, August 22nd

Tiki Tour with King Kukulele 9:30 - 10:30am
Poolside
Free

Tiki Farms Tiki Tot 10 year anniversary Party 10:30am-1:00pm
Paradise
Free

Keep A Breast Tiki Oasis Art Show
Open 11:00am - 4:00pm Every Day

Uke Jam
1:30PM - 2:00PM, Sunday August 22nd
Atrium
Free

[ Edited by: Cammo 2010-08-10 15:52 ]