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Post #549260 by woofmutt on Thu, Aug 19, 2010 10:30 PM

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Tiki Central was down for some time but as far as I have been able to determine this had no affect on the availability of the Tiki Jeep. TIKI JEEP!!!

Man, if I had a Tiki Jeep and I went to log into Tiki Central and nothing happened and I tried it again and still nothing happened I could just turn off my computer and get in my Tiki Jeep and get a high Tiki Per Mile (TPM) dose and it'd all be good. An example of the awesome healing powers of the Tiki Jeep. TIKI JEEP!!!

I could also get in the Tiki Jeep and drive way south to Hanford's house (which would be easy to find cuz I think it looks just like the Keebler elves tree but bigger and squarer and not made of bark and leaves) and I'd knock on the door and when Hanford answered with both barrels blazing I'd holler "Tiki Central ain't workin! Also there's a Tiki Jeep! TIKI JEEP!!! That's how I got here to warn you of the rebllion and ambush and lime shortage! The Tiki Jeep! TIKI JEEP!!!" Later in the emergency room they'd tell me I might lose an eye and I would bravely say "It was worth it for Tiki Central...But how's the Tiki Jeep?" And the doctor on duty would say "Man, the Tiki Jeep is AWESOME! And you must be one way cool son of a bitch if you're driving a sweet machine like the Tiki Jeep!" And as I passed out I'd say "TIKI JEEP!!!"