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Post #560897 by woofmutt on Thu, Oct 21, 2010 8:34 AM

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What has 102 floors and sucks blood?

The Vampire State Building.

(I came up with that a long time ago. I never thought it was great joke and everyone I've told it to has agreed with me. But I think it's at least Bazooka Joe comic quality.)