Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Bilge / Jokes (some good, some stupid)
Post #56293 by tweedtone on Wed, Oct 22, 2003 12:25 PM
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An elephant is strolling through the jungle, surveying his kingdom, being Lord of the Jungle and all that he is. He comes across a wee small mouse who's stuck in quicksand and sinking fast. "Oh, mighty Lord Elephant!" squeaks the mouse. "Help me and I will owe you my life!" The elephant mulls it over and decides to help Mr. Mouse. Looking about, he looks for a suitable vine or branch to extend towards the mouse but comes up empty. So he improvises and whips out his elephentine genitalia and slaps it on down with a mighty, uh, slapping sound. The mouse grabs ahold of the awe-inspiring member and the elephant pulls the mouse to safety. Several years go by. The mouse has not only survived but prospered. He's tooling around the jungle in a sah-weet candy apple red Porche Carrera, loaded with all the goodies. And who should he come across one day but the very same elephant who saved him so long ago and wouldn't you know it, the elephant is stuck in quicksand and sinking fast. The elephant hastens to point out the debt owed and the mouse, being a man (vermin?) of honor, quickly ties a stout rope to the rear bumper of his candy apple red Porche Carrera and pulls the elephant to safety. The moral of the story? You don't have to have a big dick if you drive a red Porche. tweedtone [ Edited by: tweedtone on 2003-10-23 06:12 ] |