Post #566654 by Haole Jim on Fri, Nov 26, 2010 11:16 PM

As a scientific type, whenever the, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?" query was raised, this mind mind needed to have some standards before replying:

What size of woodchuck? Are there weight classes for woodchucking woodchucks, like wrestlers and boxers?
What age of woodchuck? Are we talking park district, college or pros?
What type of wood? Different woods are different hardness and weight-per-mass.
Was the woodchuck doing this for recreation or work, and if so, what was the piecework rate?
Was this a union woodchuck?
What is the test standard and tolerances for an acceptable piece of chucked wood?
What is the time period allowed for the measurement of wood being chucked?