Post #568111 by woofmutt on Wed, Dec 8, 2010 5:03 PM

Hilarious science based explanations as to how Santa could do all the things he needs to do on Christmas Eve. These usually always involve speculative technologies that don't actually exist outside of the North Pole. What the scientists never explain is why Santa doesn't bring presents to all the kids who want them or why he so often brought things you didn't want.

And speaking of unwanted gifts and since Santa is apparently very scientifically advanced and this is being posted on the Internet...

*Dear Santa,

I know you're mostly familiar with snowballs so I don't hold any actual grudge but let me make something clear for you: A basketball is not a soccer ball.

Enjoy your wormholed time and space bending trip this Xmas Eve,

Woofmutt*