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Post #568185 by Swanky on Thu, Dec 9, 2010 9:47 AM

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Swanky posted on Thu, Dec 9, 2010 9:47 AM

The show has kind of ruined Zombies for me. In a 2 hour movie, you easily set aside the disbelief and go with it. In the series, I have been dwelling on it and realize it's all a bunch of garbage.

A) They are dead and rotting. They will rot to pieces in a little while. Especially in Atlanta heat! So, even if they are a problem today, by maybe 2-3 weeks, they fall apart. No more problem.

B) A couple of dudes with shovels and the occasional gun fend off the Walkers, yet you expect me to believe the entire military was unable to hold their own. Everyone was wiped out? How? No freakin way!

D) Ummm, he was in the hospital be for how long and woke up and was able to walk out?

R) We just saw at the CDC, they are brain dead and running on their brain stem basicaly, yet somehow shooting them in the brain is the way to kill them?

C) What about the dogs? And other animals?

B) Why don't they just eat each other? The Zombies that is...

  1. Where are the maggots? Ever see a possum on the side of the road here in the south in summer? Day one it's there. Day 2 it starts swelling up. Day 3 and a few more it looks lie a beach ball. After that, it is eaten away inside out by maggots. There should be an enourmous number of fliea and maggots and bloated Walkers and lots of Walkers with maggots falling out of them. Which gets back to point A.

We keep spending our time watching the show yelling at the TV now. BS! Shoot him! Double tap!

So some people come back as Zombies. Probably in the morgue. They get loose some how and bite some folks in the hospital. We'll even give them a lot and say, they kill a bunch of people in the hospital. Well, gee, it seems someone will get that it started with dead people and not trust the recent dead. If not, they'll figure it out pretty quick. Manditory systematic cremation is put in place and we get a handle of this in a few days...

Sorry. I think too much.