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Post #56974 by purple jade on Sun, Oct 26, 2003 1:05 AM

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I just got home from the Irish pub I used to haunt. They were having an all Gaelic language concert, and I had nothing better to do, so I ventured back in. Being in a what-the-hell frame of mind, I decided to see what I'd get if I ordered a Mai Tai. What I got was something in a rocks glass so weak it couldn't fight its way out of a wet Kleenex.

LESSON: Don't order a Mai Tai in an Irish pub.