Post #57005 by Tiki_Bong on Sun, Oct 26, 2003 10:24 AM

Alright, I'll conform. After 43 years of tweeking the sensibilities of the crowd, I guess it's time to fall in line.

Peer pressure is a powerful incentive, and if I piss everyone off, then I'll never get anyone to send me $1,500 (fifteen hundred United States Dollars) so I can transfer $15,000,000 (fifteen million United States Dollars) to their account from my home base in South Africa.

From now on, I'll no longer be the North Korea of TC (but I still want to wear Kim Jong II's cool uniform in the house).

No more Zappa-esque hyper-critical comments about posts/things that seem to me, well, ...less than thought out.

No more having fun at another members expense (Kahukini, Kokomo Bar&Grill, Squawker, mAd tIkI). From now on, I'm only going to make the 'here and now' comments that Dear Abby would even use as bullet-points in her lectures on 'happy' writing.

From now on, I'm gonna love you, and you're gonna love me, and we're gonna love each other (but not all at once, and Baxdog - no tongue). (if love is the answer, what was the question?.)

And to all you naysayers out in TC land, I say - Nay! (is that a double negative?)

I'm going to become the kind of member that you'd take home to mom and introduce as your love slave, the kind of member that you'd trust with your Catholic priest, the kind of member that you'd send $1,500 (fifteen hundred United States Dollars) to so I can transfer $15,000,000 (fifteen million United States Dollars) to.

Now, this is going to take some time for me to get used to. 'One post at a Time' kind of thing I guess. So if I start do drift away from my 'cross my heart, hope to die, stick a Volve S70 in my eye' pledge, I simply ask that someone point out my error, and I'll correct it.

My new saying is 'live aloha, or I'll shrimp your toes'.

On your mark - love!