Welcome to the Tiki Central 2.0 Beta. Read the announcement
Celebrating classic and modern Polynesian Pop

Tiki Central / California Events / Band added to Purple Orchid Kara-Jokey and Sailor Jerry Rum, Jan.22

Post #571734 by GROG on Wed, Jan 12, 2011 10:50 AM

You are viewing a single post. Click here to view the post in context.
G
GROG posted on Wed, Jan 12, 2011 10:50 AM

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"."I've been circumcised.", the other replied.

"What's that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.

"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"