Post #576240 by tiki mick on Tue, Feb 15, 2011 1:00 PM

Why thank you, Jeff!

Say, did you hear this one?

A man walks into a bar, apparently normal looking except for the fact that his head was the size of a grapefruit, no bigger. The bartender, being bored and rather curious, finally had to ask him..."Mr, WTF is with wrong with your head?"

The man chuckled, and said.."No problem, everyone always asks me"...and proceeded to tell his story to the bartender.

It seems that at one time he was a fisherman, who had no luck all day but finally decided to throw his net in one last time before heading home empty-handed. This time, though, he could feel something heavy in the net, so he excitedly hauled it in, expecting a big fish (Or a new casio keyboard or something)...but lo and behold, it was a mermaid!

Well, she immediately started crying and pleading to be let go...but the Fisherman, being a poor man refused. "Look, dollface, I need to keep you. I am going to keep you in a cage and show you off and make a whole lotta dough off you!"...at which she told him "Look Mr., you just don't understand! Our people have lived a long time with no human intervention, and revealing us to the world would destroy our whole way of life. Think of it! Your scientists would be down there to our undersea cities in a new york minute, capturing us, studying and dissecting us...look, if you let me go I promise I will give you three wishes, whaddaya say, man?"

"Hmmmm", thought the fisherman. "three wishes? Sounds like a great deal!"

So she asked him what his first wish was....and he thought about it and said, "I want a million dollars".....BOOM! A huge pile of money appeared at his feet. Very pleased, he said "My second wish would be.....(looking around)...THAT huge house up on the hillside above us...I want it!" BOOM! The deed to the house was laying at his feet.

The Mermaid was starting to dry out, and getting impatient to get back in the water" Hurry Mr., what's your last wish?"

The man could honestly think of nothing, except...she was pretty darn hot looking! So, "Well, maybe a little nack-nack, know what I mean, sis?"

She laughed and shook her head...."Not much I can do for you there, pal...see, I got gills down there, not much else..!!!"

He thought about it for a second...."well then, how 'bout a little head?"

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[ Edited by: Lucas Vigor 2011-02-15 13:20 ]