Post #580908 by bigbrotiki on 03/19/2011

But Wendy, I am ALWAYS close: I am Big Brother Tiki! :)

And trying to be that in a benevolent manner, like a Tiki man-of-the-frock:

"What are your Tiki troubles today, child?"

Some folks find this a bit scary, though. I only aim to spread the gospel. I smile upon the glorification of Tiki, and frown upon taking his name in vain.