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Post #585557 by telescopes on Mon, Apr 18, 2011 11:09 PM

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On 2011-04-18 21:36, thePorpoise wrote:
Telescopes may be an astronomer by trade for all I know, but, am I the only one who prefers to think of him/her as an angry Greek, frothily pounding out his/her posts on a big-ass desktop keyboard, whose name is pronounced "tele-ska-pays?"

A small Apple laptop, I'll have you know!

Greek....

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

According to the last three censuses over the last 30 years... I am a Pacific Islander. Since I have put on a little weight recently, I am more specifically listed as a Samoan on this last one.

That makes me officially "tiki" according to official Government records going back 30 years.

You know what, I am going to light up the last of my ancient Colomas and smoke away.

And no, I am not "angry"

I prefer to think of it more as tribal passion.