I Am Tired Of... - Bilge

TM tiki mick Tiki Socialite SOCAL Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 4094	TM tiki mick Posted posted on Thu, May 19, 2011 3:27 PM “The Wrecking Crew” Or, that’s at least MY name for them. These are the muscle heads at the gym who all have very fresh tatts going up and down their huge arms, some vague sort of Asian writing or letters usually….these guys seriously want you to notice them, very badly want you to notice them, feel inadequate if you don’t notice them! Therefore, they have to slam the weights around. Dropping 300 pounds from 5 feet in the air so the whole gym floor shudders and we are all reminded of their awesome strength and power…. They have to grunt and yell at each repetition, so again, we are reminded of their awesome strength and power! They spend 3-4 hours in the gym every day. Doesn’t look like they have any job or anything, but they have the time to burn! They always have the wool cap pulled down low over their foreheads, to look cool I guess….and they strut around in front of the mirror, so proud of utterly devastating the weights. Ear buds are always on their ears, but I wonder what type of music they listen too. Probably not Mozart, but I could be wrong. I see them out in the parking lot some times. All own very big trucks. 4-wheel drive trucks. Lifters. Cartoon of either a pitbull on the back window or a raider’s sticker. The wrecking crew never smiles. They always look sort of upset. They like to chew gum. They only wear shirts that say "tap out" or some other MMA type slogan. The wrecking crew always refer to each other as "dawg" and like to use the phrase "You know what I'm saying?" a lot. The wrecking crew wishes they could be on "Jersey Shore", but since they are not eye-talian, they are ineligible. Everything about these guys is big and noisy. They pass through life generating a very big wake, and all the little boats get tossed around in the currents behind them. Can someone please explain this to me? http://soundcloud.com/lucas-vigor/sets/set-3/ "yer jus not tuned into the series of tubes yet, let it soak in". [ Edited by: Lucas Vigor 2011-05-19 15:39 ]

“The Wrecking Crew”

Or, that’s at least MY name for them.

These are the muscle heads at the gym who all have very fresh tatts going up and down their huge arms, some vague sort of Asian writing or letters usually….these guys seriously want you to notice them, very badly want you to notice them, feel inadequate if you don’t notice them!

Therefore, they have to slam the weights around. Dropping 300 pounds from 5 feet in the air so the whole gym floor shudders and we are all reminded of their awesome strength and power….

They have to grunt and yell at each repetition, so again, we are reminded of their awesome strength and power!

They spend 3-4 hours in the gym every day. Doesn’t look like they have any job or anything, but they have the time to burn!

They always have the wool cap pulled down low over their foreheads, to look cool I guess….and they strut around in front of the mirror, so proud of utterly devastating the weights. Ear buds are always on their ears, but I wonder what type of music they listen too. Probably not Mozart, but I could be wrong.

I see them out in the parking lot some times. All own very big trucks. 4-wheel drive trucks. Lifters. Cartoon of either a pitbull on the back window or a raider’s sticker.

The wrecking crew never smiles. They always look sort of upset. They like to chew gum. They only wear shirts that say "tap out" or some other MMA type slogan. The wrecking crew always refer to each other as "dawg" and like to use the phrase "You know what I'm saying?" a lot. The wrecking crew wishes they could be on "Jersey Shore", but since they are not eye-talian, they are ineligible.

Everything about these guys is big and noisy. They pass through life generating a very big wake, and all the little boats get tossed around in the currents behind them.

Can someone please explain this to me?

http://soundcloud.com/lucas-vigor/sets/set-3/

"yer jus not tuned into the series of tubes yet, let it soak in".

[ Edited by: Lucas Vigor 2011-05-19 15:39 ]

Post #589951 by tiki mick on Thu, May 19, 2011 3:27 PM