Being Polynesian Provides Legal Protection for Tiki Torches and (possibly) Mai Tai Fridays - General Tiki

C christiki295 Member LA-2547 mls east Hawaii &5500 Easter Is Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3837	C christiki295 Posted posted on Fri, Nov 7, 2003 7:00 PM The State of California allows lawsuits to be filed against employers and landlords\sellers for discrimination based on Polynesian descent, I just realized. I will now put back my tiki torches on my front walkway that freedom-infringing homeowners made me remove by citing this polynesian provision of the Fair Employment & Housing Act - Government Code section 12940, et seq. I may also insist on leaving work one hour before sunset on Fridays because it is part of my tiki religion to watch the sunset with a Mai tai on freaky-tiki Fridays.

The State of California allows lawsuits to be filed against employers and landlords\sellers for discrimination based on Polynesian descent, I just realized.

I will now put back my tiki torches on my front walkway that freedom-infringing homeowners made me remove by citing this polynesian provision of the Fair Employment & Housing Act - Government Code section 12940, et seq.

I may also insist on leaving work one hour before sunset on Fridays because it is part of my tiki religion to watch the sunset with a Mai tai on freaky-tiki Fridays.

Post #59011 by christiki295 on Fri, Nov 7, 2003 7:00 PM